Welcome to Speechboosters.  I'm here to help people give their speech or event a boost with humor in the form of a Limerick, a Top Ten List, or a Roast.  It's a product we create together, with your input, and my creative mind chugging away in the background.  My work has a simple guarantee that states you don't pay until you're happy with what I've sent you.  My prices are simple too.  Limericks are $75, and Top Tens and Roasts are $100 (Please ask about employee discounts).  I can usually turn things around to your liking in a week or less.  So if you're funnier than me, and have lots of time for your own creative thinking, you might be in the wrong place.  Otherwise, if you're in need of some humor, take a look around my website, and let me know if I can answer any questions for you, and maybe even get a chance to add you to my list of delighted customers.

While you're here you should place your vote, and see if you agree that I'm still champion of The Greatest Top Ten In The World Contest.

Great News - I've decided that there are often times when I think of comedy that would be better off if I just delivered it myself.   Visit my Onthefly page to see a clip of some of my first standup routine.. or just cheat and go right from here if you like. 

New - Hey - check out the my latest parody news at MYMP3NEWS.com or go here for an RSS feed

Limerick Tributes - Get your employer to partner with Speechboosters and I'll give your whole company a 33% discount on limericks.

Limerace -  I've teamed up with caricature artist Rob Maystead to offer the ultimate tribute gift.  It's a combination of personalized limerick and caricature, and I call the art Limerace (lim-er-aaa-chee).


Exciting news Speechbooster's fans.  Your host, Bob DiPasquale, has joined the ranks of published authors.  My book is finally available, and my life lessons will surely tickle your funny bones!

 

"Don't Hide When Your Pants Are Full" is available in books stores now, or you can skip the trip by ordering direct from the publisher at Lulu.com.

OK. Well what else is new?  Did you know that I just moved to Austin, TX in Nov '06.  Now I won't be doing my standup for the same 12 people every month like I did in Vermont.  It's also a good thing I moved here because they were having a whole bunch of trouble figuring out what had killed over 20 birds in their downtown area in one evening.  I personally discovered the cause.

    My Fabricated Interviews
Special Ops Cody 02/20/05
Dave Barry 01/15/05
Presidential Debate 10/31/04
Olympic Judge 09/12/04
Tom Ridge 08/08/04
George Bush 07/15/04
George Tenet 06/13/04
Gay Mass. Couple 05/23/04
Ray Romano 05/02/04
Rupert Murdoch 03/21/04
    Bill Gates 03/07/04
    John Kerry 02/15/04
    Janet And Justin 02/01/04
    Russian Army 01/25/04
    Democratic Hopefuls 01/11/04
    Prahlad Jani 01/04/04
    Santa 12/14/03
    Tom The Turkey 11/23/03
    Steve Bartman 10/25/03
     Bill Welke  10/11/03
    California Gubernatorial Candidates 09/13/03
    Palace Guard 08/17/03
    Pope John Paul II 08/03/03
    Tiger Woods 07/27/03
    Howard Dean 06/22/03
    Darl McBride 06/15/03
    Cupid 06/08/03
    Javad Zarif 06/01/03
    Alan Greenspan 05/25/03
    Uncle Tonucci 05/18/03
    Fairy Tale Moms 05/11/03
    My Wife  05/04/03
    Tom White 04/27/02
    Lisa Marie Presley 04/20/03
    Easter Bunny 04/13/03
    Kim Jong-il 04/06/03
    Muhammed al-Douri 03/30/03
    George W. Bush 03/23/03
    Jacques Chirac 03/16/03
    Khalid Interview 03/09/03
    Saddam Hussein Interview  03/02/03