... Bob's Fabricated Interview
This week Bob visits with ...
Prahlad Jani
| Bob: |
Happy New Year Speechboosters fans. I wish you all a fun and successful 2004. These last few years have taught a lot of us to get by with a little bit less, and today I have the pleasure of interviewing someone who seems to be getting buy with nothing at all. His name is Prahlad Jani , he's from India, and he's most famous for his claim to have not eaten anything in 68 years. That's right 68 years. Do a search on his name, you can read all about him. This is someone I just had to interview since I can't seem to go 68 minutes without snacking. So let me get this straight nothing in means nothing out either, right? | |
| Prahlad: |
That is true. I occasionally sit on the toilet just to see what all the fuss is about. |
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| Bob: |
What are some of the positive aspects to your not consuming any food? | |
| Prahlad: | Well I've never lost my seat at a wedding reception. | |
| Bob: |
Must be tough on holidays though. What about Halloween? | |
| Prahlad: | :I would walk around and say "Trick please". You should see some of the things people would try to come up with. It made it easy not having an appetite. | |
| Bob: | There must be some disadvantages you recognize. | |
| Prahlad: |
:Certainly. For example, early on in a food fight, I'm an unarmed man. | |
| Bob: |
What's the last food you ate? |
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| Prahlad: | Fruit cake. | |
| Bob: |
Well that explains a lot. Have you considered living in our country? |
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| Prahlad: | It's tempting since I hear you have bargain apartments in New York with no kitchen and no bathroom, but what would I do for a living? | |
| Bob: | Did you ever consider being a spokes person for Weight Watchers? | |
| Prahlad:: | I have considered it, but I'm not sure if their theories could all be true. | |
| Bob: | Well which ones are you doubting? | |
| Prahlad: |
They say that if you lower your points all week you can save them up, and eat an extra something on the weekend. If that's true, I have enough points "banked" to eat a grocery store. |
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| Bob: | If you make the trip to the grocery store, let me know, I'll want to watch that. Do you travel much? | |
| Prahlad: | I travel a great deal to tell my story. You wouldn't believe how many packages of airline peanuts I have. | |
| Bob: | What are some of the strong religious beliefs that allow you to survive on no food and water? | |
| Prahlad: | There are many, but one that comes to mind is my strong faith in the honesty of all the worlds brothers and sisters. | |
| Bob: |
You've never been ripped off by the guy at the drive-thru window, have you? | |
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