Hey, why shouldn't I be the guy to nab the exclusive interview with Janet and Justin.  They certainly can't hide from me.  This is pretty much a general audiences website, so we'll have to be careful speaking to these two, but I think I can pull it off.  Oops, did I say "pull it off".... sorry.  Let's start with you Justin, now I understand there's a lot on your plate these days?

Yeah, some days are a real handful..

See there you go with the almost blue humor, now cut that out. Ooo, I bet you heard the words "cut that out" a lot lately too.  Has there been any good that's come of this incident?

That's probably a good idea.  I really haven't seen a malfunction as bad as that since our high school's Tarzan got his loin cloth caught in the laminator.

:MTV has offered Janet and me to do the voices in their new animated production series called Booby and Butthead.

And I hear there's some new offer that's been extended to you and Britney Spears also.

Wow!  So Janet, we don't want you to feel "left out",  this has really opened up a lot of things for you too, hasn't it?.

I do have some bad news to break to you Janet.  Apparently your brother Tito is in the news for participating in a shouting match with Howard Dean.  It looks like he's trying to steal the headlines from you and brother Michael.

Well yes we did know, but we're really sorry.

That is a decision I think the whole family can live with.  I think we've heard enough from these two to last us at least until another Super Bowl rolls around.  To my Speechboosters fans, may your TV viewing not require lengthy explanations to your children.

Please let me know if I can help you out with some creative humor.