... Bob's Fabricated Interview
This week Bob visits....
.....Special Ops Cody
| Bob: | It is with great pleasure that I announce I have snagged the first interview with escaped POW Special Ops Cody. Special Ops Cody narrowly escaped the clutches of the dreaded Al Mujahedeen Brigade. So, just to be up front, you're pretty much just plastic, right? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | My clothes are fabric, my body, grenades, boots and hat are plastic, but my grit is made of steel. You are kind of flabby Mr. Real Life man. | |
| Bob: | So, tell me about your capture. What happened? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | Well I was hanging out in a duffle bag with GI Joe, and a bunch of those tiny little army guys that have trouble standing. We were telling stories about some of the Bratz dolls we've seen while out of the bag and back in the states, and the next thing I know, this guy is opening up the duffle. | |
| Bob: | What did you do? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | Well we 're dolls see, so we really don't do much. | |
| Bob: | OK but you had to be nervous. | |
| Special Ops Cody: | Oh yeah, big time. The next thing I know he's dancing around yelling something I gotta figure was "Oh yeah I captured a doll! Oh yeah I captured a doll!". You don't really rest easy when full grown guys with clammy hands are grabbing your grenades tight against your plastic chest and yellin' this stuff. | |
| Bob: | .So what happened next? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | Well we get in this guy's car and he's still pretty excited as he speeds away. He holds me out the window and beeps his horn like he just won the Sahara Rally. It doesn't take long before we arrive at his "film studio". There on the ground is who I had to assume was the last guy in one of their hostage videos. | |
| Bob: | Who was it? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | I think his name is Barney. That purple dinosaur guy. There was a lot of yelling from one of them that said Barney would be the better guy for the footage, but I guess they wanted to try me out at least. Myself, I have to say, Barney looked a little too happy. He just wasn't believable. | |
| Bob: | So how were you treated while they filmed? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | Well I was treated OK, but the guy holding the gun was getting picked on pretty bad. "Don't stand so close you idiot, You look like a giant". "No, No, No, don't try to threaten him with his own tiny grenades". They were being pretty hard on him. | |
| Bob: | . | So the atmosphere was pretty tense. How did you manage to escape anyway? |
| Special Ops Cody: | Well I'm not certain, but I think one of them put me up for sale on Ebay after the taping. The next think I know I'm being boxed up with a cheese sandwich that looks an awful lot like Michael Jackson's original nose. | |
| Bob: | Wow! War sure makes for strange postage fellows, doesn't it? | |
| Special Ops Cody: |
I'm just glad it was
in a baggy. It freaked me out a bit every time I looked over at him, I
mean it.
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| Bob: | So, have they found you a good home? | |
| Special Ops Cody: | I can't complain. I mean literally, I can't complain. | |
| Bob: | Well that wraps up our interview with Special Ops Cody. I know war is serious business, and there's nothing at all funny when one of our boys, or any real human is in the predicament Special Ops Cody was in, but I hope interviews like this can lift the morale of those guys over there that are facing true danger. There's exciting news on the Speechbooster's horizon. Check back often and you just might see a link to my new book. | |
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