This week Bob visits with French President Jacques Chirac

 

 
Bob:   I want to thank you Jacques for graciously inviting me into your home.  Wow!  That's a beautiful dog.  Is that one of those freedom poodles?
Jacques:   I can see that zis may not work out.  I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
     
Bob:   Here's a dollar.
Jacques:   OK. You can stay. 
     
Bob:   So these American rumors of the French doing anything for money just might have something to them.
Jacques:   Those claims are simply untrue.  Please leave right now. 
     
Bob:   Here's a quart of oil.
Jacques:   OK. You can stay.
     
Bob:   I stand corrected.  Well I'm afraid we Americans remain a bit disappointed that France stands ready to veto a UN resolution to use force in Iraq.  We can't help but wonder if it might be true that French politicians have a ton of Iraqi money in their pockets.
Jacques:   Complete lies.  The currency was converted to the Euro along time ago.
     
Bob:   What do you think of when you see the beaches of Normandy?
Jacques:   Warm summer days, beautiful women, and French fries.
     
Bob:   I think your confused with the French Riviera.  Normandy is where thousands of American soldiers lay buried that gave their lives in defense of France.  Your memory seems rather short.
Jacques:   Did you ever give me that dollar?
     
     
Bob:   Well what can you say?  The finicky French will always remain a bit controversial I guess. So there you have it.  Tune in next week for another Speechbooster interview.
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