This week Bob visits with President George W. Bush
It looks here like you're trying to be funny. I got my Speechbooster guy for that.
| Bob: | I have to mention what an honor it is for you to take time off from your busy schedule to visit with me Mr. President. | |
| President Bush: | Are you kidding me? We got just two wars going on. That's a piece of cake. | |
| Bob: | You mean the war with Iraq, and the war with Al Qaeda.? | |
| President Bush: | No I mean the war with the French and every one else whose thinks I'm a bully, and the war I've been having with my wife Laura. | |
| Bob: | I had no idea you and your wife were at odds. | |
| President Bush: | Every Monday night, she wants to watch The Practice, and I need to watch Everybody Loves Raymond. | |
| Bob: | Why don't you just head to the war room? There's enough screens in there to watch both. | |
| President Bush: | That's a great idea, you're a fine American. | |
| Bob: | Do you have anything to say to the people who claim you're a war monger? | |
| President Bush: | We need to appreciate all opinions in this country. To those people I say "Tanks". | |
| Bob: | How do you think things are going in Iraq? | |
| President Bush: | I've seen the pictures, and heard the audio. I was intrigued by firecrackers as a child. This stuff is way cooler. | |
| Bob: | Do you expect Saddam will be surrendering soon? | |
| President Bush: | I hope not. Laura gets mad at me when I want to play with the tanks in the back yard. | |
| Bob: | Are you concerned about our homeland security while this war is going on? | |
| President Bush: | I've called to make sure everyone whose donations, I mean opinions, I value have extra guards in their gated communities. | |
| Bob: | What about the economy sir? Do you expect that will be turning around soon? | |
| President Bush: | If we take over every country whose leader I don't like, Americans will be able to live lots of places. | |
| Bob: | Interesting assessment. Well thanks so much for allowing me this interview. Remember on Monday nights to let the war play on at least one of the screens. Tune in next week for another Speechbooster interview. | |
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