This week Bob visits with ...
Lisa Marie Presley!
| Bob: | Greetings Lisa Marie. It's really a thrill to be next to someone who's been next to so many thrilling people herself. The daughter of Elvis, the former wife of Michael Jackson, and now your singing career really starting to blossom, your life must be a dream come true. | |
| Lisa Marie: | There's really been three stages in my life. My Dad filling his face, my husband changing his face, and now me trying to get people to remember my face. | |
| Bob: | Tell me more about your childhood memories of your father. | |
| Lisa Marie: | Life had it's challenges. I would have to eat my dinner before he did. Mom used to yell at him a lot because we'd be eating dinner and a rhinestone would go shooting across the room. You could take an eye out with one of those things. | |
| Bob: | Did Elvis ever sing around the house? | |
| Lisa Marie: | Yes he would, but he would change the words to the songs when he was at home. | |
| Bob: | What do you mean? | |
| Lisa Marie: | Well he'd sing songs like "You Aint Nothin' but a Hot Dog" , "Cook Me Tender", and "I'll have a blue Christmas Dinner Without You" | |
| Bob: | Well he certainly was a great entertainer who provided us with music that many future generations will enjoy. Let's talk about your marriage to Michael. You basically hated your mother, didn't you? | |
| Lisa Marie: | I tried biker boyfriends, even girlfriends, but nobody ticked her off quite like that one did. | |
| Bob: | So give us your assessment, how many html tags short of a web page was he anyway? | |
| Lisa Marie: | I really loved Michael at first, but there were things he did that definitely started to wear on me. | |
| Bob: | Like what? | |
| Lisa Marie: | Well he cut all the fingers off my rubber gloves because he said they looked cooler. And he always had to moon walk across the freshly mopped floors. The maids would get upset. | |
| Bob: | Did you have trouble keeping help? | |
| Lisa Marie: | Michael would offer to make it up to them by babysitting their children, but they would always decline and say it wasn't a problem, and that he should moonwalk all he wanted. | |
| Bob: | Well between Elvis and Michael, those are giant shadows to come out from, especially your father's. Do you think you'll ever lose the subtitles of daughter and ex-wife.? | |
| Lisa Marie: | Michael's shadow will be easy, I've seen birds try to land on that before, but my Dad's shadow has caused calls to the power company. Thanks for asking. I'll do OK. | |
| Bob: | There you have it, an amazing women whose had an incredible life so far. Happy Easter everybody, and have a great week! | |
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