This week Bob visits with ...
His Wife of 15 Years
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| Bob: | This weeks interview is arriving late because my wife and I were out of town celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary. What better occasion could there be for her to be my fabricated interviewee of the week. So let's get started. How wonderful has it been being my wife for fifteen years now? | |
| My Wife: | Let's see, some luckier people would be hard to find. I mean you're so kind and wonderful and handsome too. | |
| Bob: | Boy this fabricated stuff is fun. And what about all the help I give around the house, is it enough? | |
| My Wife: | Are you kidding, just placing your napkin on your plate when you're done eating is enough effort for me. You work very hard. You should take it easy. | |
| Bob: | You don't care if I go on a two week golf vacation with my brothers do you? | |
| My Wife: | I'll clean your clubs for you, and make sure you have plenty of underwear packed. | |
| Bob: | I can't believe how much fun this is. Do we really have to wait for your car to be paid off before we buy that new one for me? | |
| My Wife: | Nonsense. Let's trade in that new car of mine. I should be in the older car. You should have that BMW you want. | |
| Bob: | I sort of have been wanting a new computer too. Maybe a laptop with wireless web access. | |
| My Wife: | Sure go ahead. I'll sell some more Mary Kay, and let you have the money for a computer. You don't seem to spend enough time on the computer anyway. It will be great to see you on there when I get home from the grocery store. | |
| Bob: | Wow! Your are really a wonderful interview. You know you look great. How do you explain your ability to help raise the children, work full time, keep the house clean, and still look so great? | |
| My Wife: | As someone who worships you, I think it's important that I appear worthy of you. | |
| Bob: | I do need to tell you something. It will be hard, but I think the world will help us through it so discussing it here is probably a great idea. | |
| My Wife: | What is it? | |
| Bob: | It's about your meatloaf. The one with the oatmeal in it. I just can't choke it down another night. | |
| My Wife: | I'm so ashamed. I'll throw all the oatmeal away tomorrow. | |
| Bob: | No don't do that. I love your no bake cookies. | |
| My Wife: | And I love you too. | |
| Bob: | Well folks, that about does it for another Speechbooster interview for this week. | |
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