This week Bob visits with ...
Many Fairy Tale Moms For A Mother's Day Tribute
| Bob: | With it being Mother's Day week and all, I decided to pay a visit to some famous Mother's from Fairy Tale Land. Let's start with Snow White's Mom the Evil Queen. You look pretty good, any chance I could speak to your daughter though? | |
| Evil Queen: | Oh, you're a real funny man aren't you? | |
| Bob: | Sorry. What would you say is the best part of being a Mom? | |
| Evil Queen: | Baking apple pies for my daughter. | |
| Bob: | OK. Moving right along. Let's stop by for a chat with Mother Hubbard. The books I read don't talk about kids, just a dog and some empty cupboards. Did you have any children? | |
| Mother Hubbard: | Why do you think the cupboards were empty? | |
| Bob: | Truthfully I thought it may have been the economy. So what's the best part of being a Mom for you? | |
| Mother Hubbard: | One of the kids took the dog when they moved out. | |
| Bob: | OK. Lets head to the woods and see how Mama Bear spent Mother's day. | |
| Mama Bear: | We went out to brunch and the porridge was too hot, the chair was too soft, and we had this blond waitress that was so rude.... | |
| Bob: | Wow! She's a complainer. Now it's time to talk to the Old Lady Who Lived In A Shoe. What I read is that you whipped your children all soundly and put them to bed. Had any visits from Social Services? | |
| OLWLIAS: | I did get one call from a lady who said something about wanting her shoe back. She sounded rather large. Now the kids get broth and bread and we keep things laced up pretty good at night. | |
| Bob: | Sounds like a good idea. Let's head over to talk to Cinderella's Step Mom. What's your favorite part of being a Mom? | |
| CSM: | I still have two daughters to do the housework. | |
| Bob: | Boy, yesteryear's Moms are a tough bunch. Well let's visit with what is likely the most unpopular Mom in Fairy Tale Land. So your Hansel and Gretel's Mom who told your husband to take the kids in the woods and lose 'em. You've had all these years to think about it. What's your biggest regret? | |
| H&GM: | Their father bought the children GPS units last year for Christmas. | |
| Bob: | Wow, you are one mean Mom. Don't you think your children deserve more from you. | |
| My Wife: | I try to get them to bake with me, but they're not interested. I'll admit, I won't open the oven door either unless I know they're outside. | |
| Bob: | Well folks, that about does it for another Speechbooster interview for this week. Happy Mother's Day to all you Mom's out there. Hey! I got an idea. Why not get Dad a Speechbooster this year for Father's Day. Let me know. | |
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