... Bob's Fabricated Interview
This week Bob visits with ...
George Tenet
| Bob: | We sure lucked out this week. I've been awarded the honor of an interview with outgoing CIA director George Tenet who has decided to step down due to personal reasons. So George, what is it,.... corns? | |
| George: | You don't read much, do you Bob? Considering my name has been smeared over most newspapers. I'd say it's pretty obvious. | |
| Bob: | So you're stepping down has something to do with the death of former President Reagan. | |
| George: | This is fairly ironic that you're the idiot, and I'm unemployed. | |
| Bob: | OK, OK, I'm just pulling your leg. What do you think were some of the unmentioned flaws of the CIA that we haven't read about? | |
| George: | We certainly could have been more environmentally conscious. For example, we could have recycled all those plastic and rubber face disguises of other people we use to wear. | |
| Bob: | I heard Dick Cheney's face is recycled. Is that true? | |
| George: | Probably the reason why we gave up. There were other issues as well, like our Quality Control Program was much too relaxed. | |
| Bob: | You mean the sensitivity and security of our country was being compromised by unmonitored procedures? | |
| George: | No, I mean some of those tapes that were supposed to self destruct in 10 seconds actually took anywhere from 7 to 13 seconds to flame out. | |
| Bob: | So what happens to George Tenet now? Is it true that you've been approached by the French to run their CIA.? | |
| George: | Yes, but it's important to note that in France CIA stands for Chickens International Agency. | |
| Bob: | So you could say everyone has weapons of mass destruction and they would gladly keep you in office. Sounds like a perfect fit. | |
| George: | Well that weapons thing really was a miscommunication between George W and I. He had approached me at the Pentagon while I was listening to my IROCK MP3 player, and he asked me what was going on with the Iraq file. I thought he noticed my obvious headphones and he was asking about my IROCK files. I said "Slam Dunk the Funk", and well the rest is history. | |
| Bob: | Wow, how much are we paying you two anyway? | |
| George: | Well not as much as last week. I've wanted this job since I was a kid. Now I'm packing up and moving on. | |
| Bob: | Hey, cool X-ray glasses, I have those. Hey any chance I could interview that Sydney women from Alias before I go. | |
| George: | Is there any intelligence at all in your family? | |
| Bob: | At least I didn't get kicked out of an Intelligence agency, unless you count that time I got suspended from high school. Well that was interesting. Thanks George and good luck with that French Chicken thing. Hey anybody for a Speechbooster for Father's Day? Let me know. | |
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