... Bob's Fabricated Interview
This week Bob visits with ...
Darl McBride (CEO of the SCO Group)
| Bob: | This week we interview Darl McBride who recently decided that suing IBM for distributing what he says is software owned and patended by the SCO Group. Of course it has nothing to do with the fact that the group is going under financially and IBM refused to buy them out. The photo above shows you Darl, but for fear of your own lawsuit against me I'll say it's not really you. Are you OK with that? | |
| Darl: | Well actually no I'm not. I have many lawsuits pending on photographs of me. While true the photos only show the back of a head that I claim is mine, I still say the back of my head is proprietery, and I want royalties. Do you have any really hot coffee? | |
| Bob: | No I don't think that's a good idea. How do you feel about Al Gore's claim that he invented the internet? | |
| Darl: | OK, I'll give him that one. | |
| Bob: | You seem a bit lawsuit happy, do you have anything to say about that? | |
| Darl: | Just because I sprinkle water on the steps of government buildings on icy cold days, doesn't make me lawsuit happy. | |
| Bob: | What about the broken glass you take to restaurants with you? | |
| Darl: | Purely coincidence. I've been meaning to throw it away. | |
| Bob: | Are there any other inventions you have rights to besides IBM's Linux? | |
| Darl: | Well I'm certain it was one of my ancestors that invented the wheel. I'll be filing suit on that when we're done with IBM. | |
| Bob: | Just curious, what kind of car do you drive? | |
| Darl: | An old Ford Pinto with no back bumper and Firestone tires. | |
| Bob: | Oh yeah I see it out the window parked right next to the sixth green on our neighboring golf course. You haven't filed any malpractice lawsuits yet, have you? | |
| Darl: | When I have Xrays done, I usually flip them over when the doctor is out of the room, but most of them are pretty wise to that. They'll slip up sooner or later. | |
| Bob: | I'm not sure there's any hope for you at the Pearly Gates. | |
| Darl:: | Are you kidding me? I figure there's a big court room up there, and I think it's about time someone got sued for those acts of God. | |
| Bob: | You're married right, how did you choose your wife? | |
| Darl: | Her maiden name is McDonald. Her family ran a diner that served hamburgers about 85 years ago. We fell in love. | |
| Bob: | Well that's your story, and you should stick to it. What about Big Tobacco, did you go after them yet? | |
| Darl: | Cough! Cough! There are just so many hours in a day. On your advice though, I'll start smoking heavily. | |
| Bob: | Please don't ever quote me. You seem to be a 'big fish' kind of guy, so don't waste your time. | |
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