... Bob's Fabricated Interview
This week Bob visits with ...
Tiger Woods
| Bob: | This week's my interview is with arguably the best golfer that's ever graced the golf courses of our earth, Tiger Woods. What most of you probably don't realize is the many similarities that Tiger and I share, and I hope to uncover them as we move along in the interview. So, Tiger, How are things? | |
| Tiger: | Well I've had better years, but overall I'm pretty happy with how things are going. I have to admit though, you have me curious about what exactly you and I have in common. | |
| Bob: | Well, for example, if my wife wants something, she calls me Tiger. | |
| Tiger: | OK. I'll give you that one, what else you got? | |
| Bob: | Well you have a sponsor named Nike. Last week my my golf game was sponsored by my brother Mikey. | |
| Tiger: | Well you must be pretty good to have a sponsor. I'm impressed. | |
| Bob: | That's just the tip of the similarity iceberg. You can shoot a round of 18 with a score around 60, and I shot 57 twice just Tuesday. Of course my scores were for the front and back nine, but like I said we're almost similar. | |
| Tiger: | Sounds like your golf game is just a bit weaker than mine. I imagine you're almost out of similarities. | |
| Bob: | Not really. Let's talk distance for example. While you may get 90 yards from a half stroked 9 iron, I'm getting 30 yards from a half stroked 3 iron. | |
| Tiger: | A creative mind would certainly find that an incredible similarity. | |
| Bob: | Sure, and while people cheer you onto a golf course, people cheer as I leave. | |
| Tiger: | Cheering is cheering. I know you're cheering me up. | |
| Bob: | You are sometimes identified as the US Open champion, while myself on a rushed golf morning might be identified as the Fly Is Open champion. | |
| Tiger: | Well preparation certainly is an important part of the game. Let me see your swing. | |
| Bob: | Wow a free lesson, cool, check this out..... | |
| Tiger:: | Have you considered bowling? | |
| Bob: | I'm as good a bowler as I am a golfer. | |
| Tiger: | Well if you ever play the tour, make sure the gallery is issued helmets. Any more questions? | |
| Bob: | Not really, I just want to say that you're amazing to watch, the way you can consistently reach the greens on par fours. I myself have trouble reaching the green on miniature golf courses. | |
| Tiger: | What your's is, is a creative genius. Have you got any more similarities to mention before I go? | |
| Bob: | Well there is one. Like you, I've been a great golfer for as long as I've been an African American. OK so I'm not an African American. The statement is more or less true. Heck. I should be president. | |
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