The Greatest Top Ten In The World Contest

Brought To You By Reigning Champion Bob DiPasquale

Below you see two Top Ten Lists that are in response to the same Top Ten Challenge.  The challenge is presented each week on the CBS web page for Dave Lettermen's Late Show.  Each week his judges select from thousands of entries from around the globe and present their ten best.  That is one of the lists below.  The other list is mine that I created in the same 1 week time frame as theirs.  So I figure it's me against the world.  Please enjoy the competition and don't forget to vote.  To see proper credit given to the author's of the CBS contest winners, please visit their website at CBS.COM.

Top Ten Little-Known Perks of Winning "American Idol"
The Red List
10) Thank You Cards From Napster
9) The M.C. Hammer Music Career Guide.
8) Simon will humiliate the relative of your choice.
7) You're now the host of Karaoke Night at Little Willy's in Fishguts Arkansas.
6) The National Enquirer knows your neighbor gave birth to Elvis Presley's Alien Love Child.
5) Michael Jackson Daycare Coupons
4) The Iraqi Ambassador will appear live to claim he has beaten you in an independant singing contest.
3) Paula Abdul will cry at your wedding.
2) All the Fear Factor leftovers you can eat.
1) The Home Edition of American Idol complete with "You Stink" flash cards.
 
The Blue List
10) Before a dork, now a chick magnet!
9) Get to become Neil Sedaka's pool boy
8) 10% discount on Times Square hookers
7) Get to be next in line to marry J. Lo
6) Winner may go through the "10 Items or Less" line with 11 items
5) Looks good on your application for White House Press Secretary
4) All the Canadian beef you can eat
3) Guaranteed spot on VH-1's "Where Are They Now?" program in 2005
2) Can beat the crap out of the "French Idol"
1) Three words: Siegfried and Ruben
 
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